Why don’t these bitches start off with head shots at this point? I mean, seriously. Learn from your mistakes.
![Roman: I still got to make my movie.
Sidney: Stab 3, right?
[Sidney stabs him for the 3rd time.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljw0w7HkOg1qh1twqo1_400.gif)
Roman: I still got to make my movie. Sidney: Stab 3, right? [Sidney stabs him for the 3rd time.]
Milton: You don’t have to do this, Roman! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut!
Roman: I already have it.
![Sidney: Who the hell are you?
Phone Voice: The other half of you. I searched for a mother too, an actress named “Reena Reynolds” tried to find her my whole LIFE, and four years ago I actually tracked her down. Knocked at her door thinking she’d welcome me with open arm’s, but she had a new life and a new name, Maureen Prescott! You were the only child she claimed Sidney, she shut me out into the cold forever! Her own son.
[takes off mask to reveal he is Roman Bridger]
Roman: Roman Bridger, director, and brother. She slammed the door in my face Sid she said I was “Reena’s” child and Reena was dead… and then it struck me. What a good idea, so I watched her. I made a little movie, a little family film, seems Maureen… “Mom” she really got around, I mean Cotton was one thing, everybody knew about that. But Billy’s father, that was the key. Your boyfriend didn’t like seeing his daddy in my film too much, he didn’t like it at all. And once I suppied the motivation… all the kid needed was a few pointers. Have a partner to sell out incase you got caught, find someone to frame, it was like he was making a movie.
Sidney: You… this is all because of you.
Roman: I’m a director Sid, I direct.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvzsbZVJU1qh1twqo1_400.gif)
Sidney: Who the hell are you? Phone Voice: The other half of you. I searched for a mother too, an actress named “Reena Reynolds” tried to find her my whole LIFE, and four years ago I actually tracked her down. Knocked at her door thinking she’d welcome me with open arm’s, but she had a new life and a new name, Maureen Prescott! You were the only child she claimed Sidney, she shut me out into the cold forever! Her own son. [takes off mask to reveal he is Roman Bridger] Roman: Roman Bridger, director, and brother. She slammed the door in my face Sid she said I was “Reena’s” child and Reena was dead… and then it struck me. What a good idea, so I watched her. I made a little movie, a little family film, seems Maureen… “Mom” she really got around, I mean Cotton was one thing, everybody knew about that. But Billy’s father, that was the key. Your boyfriend didn’t like seeing his daddy in my film too much, he didn’t like it at all. And once I suppied the motivation… all the kid needed was a few pointers. Have a partner to sell out incase you got caught, find someone to frame, it was like he was making a movie. Sidney: You… this is all because of you. Roman: I’m a director Sid, I direct.
Gale Weathers: Hey, are you…?
Bianca Burnette: No.
Jennifer: But you look just…
Bianca Burnette: …like her? I’ve been hearing it all my life.
Jennifer: It’s uncanny.
Bianca Burnette: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Gale Weathers: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Bianca Burnette: Sure, you didn’t. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?
![[Jennifer punches Dewey, Gale punches Jennifer.]
Jennifer: My lawyer liked that.
Gale: Not as much as I did.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvwngM9Vw1qh1twqo1_400.gif)
[Jennifer punches Dewey, Gale punches Jennifer.] Jennifer: My lawyer liked that. Gale: Not as much as I did.
![Jennifer - “Interior, Jennifer’s house. Living room, night.” It’s a script page.
Angelina - W-What’s it say?
Jennifer - “With the bodyguard stabbed, the five stand trapped.”
Tom - He’s rewriting the movie.
Jennifer - “As the killer waits outside, suddenly the fax machine sends news of their fates.”
Dewey - It’s a trick! Outside!
Tom - Outside where he can pick us off one by one?
Jennifer - “The killer prepares to grant mercy to only one of them.”
Gale - Don’t you get it? The killer says he’s outside because he wants us here inside.
Tom - Which one is it? - Come on! Jennifer - “Who will survive? Is it Jennifer? Tom? Angelina? Dewey? Gale? The killer will give mercy to…”
Dewey - Everyone outside!
Angelina - He grants mercy to who?
Jennifer - I wanna know what happens!
Gale - Wait for the fucking movie!
Tom - I’ve gotta know! I’m goin’ back in!
Dewey - All right, everyone, back. Stay together.
Angelina - What’s it say?
Tom - “And the…killer will give mercy to…whoever…”
Angelina - Whoever?
Tom - “Whoever… Whoever smells the…”
[The house explodes.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvvxbm5T41qh1twqo1_400.gif)
Jennifer - “Interior, Jennifer’s house. Living room, night.” It’s a script page. Angelina - W-What’s it say? Jennifer - “With the bodyguard stabbed, the five stand trapped.” Tom - He’s rewriting the movie. Jennifer - “As the killer waits outside, suddenly the fax machine sends news of their fates.” Dewey - It’s a trick! Outside! Tom - Outside where he can pick us off one by one? Jennifer - “The killer prepares to grant mercy to only one of them.” Gale - Don’t you get it? The killer says he’s outside because he wants us here inside. Tom - Which one is it? - Come on! Dewey - Everyone outside! Angelina - He grants mercy to who? Jennifer - I wanna know what happens! Gale - Wait for the fucking movie! Tom - I’ve gotta know! I’m goin’ back in! Dewey - All right, everyone, back. Stay together. Angelina - What’s it say? Tom - “And the…killer will give mercy to…whoever…” Angelina - Whoever? Tom - “Whoever… Whoever smells the…” [The house explodes.]
Jennifer - “Who will survive? Is it Jennifer? Tom? Angelina? Dewey? Gale? The killer will give mercy to…”
Wallace - Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment, this is a crime scene, okay? Kincaid - Wallace, Miss Weathers is working with me now. Gale - Thank you, Detective. Kincaid - You’re welcome. Wallace - Well, in that case, I’m gonna go dust for fingerprints with Jane Pauley.
