Poor Randy.
Film Class
Film Teacher: You could say that what happened in that theatre was a direct result of the movie itself.
Cici: That is so Moral Majority. You can’t blame real life violence on entertainment.
Film Class Guy #1: Yes you can. Don’t you ever watch the news.
Film Class Guy #2: Hello? The Murderer was wearing a Ghost Mask just like in the movie. It’s Directly responsible.
Cici: No, its not. Movies are not responsible for our actions.
Mickey: Its a classic case of life, imitating art, imitating life.
Film Class Mopey Girl: Its not hypothetical, its not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality.
Randy: Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, Okay? Life is life. It doesn’t imitate anything.
Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obvious patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.
Film Class Guy #2: Thank you!
Film Teacher: So, you’re suggesting that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?
Randy: Stab 2? Who would wanna do that? Sequels suck! Oh please, Please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!
Mickey: It’s Bullshit generalization. Many sequels have surpassed their originals.
Randy: Oh yeah?
Cici: Name one.
Film Class Guy #1: Aliens. Far better than the first.
Cici: Yeah, well, theres no accounting for taste.
Randy: Thank you. Ridley Scott Rules. Name Another.
Film Class Guy #2: No way. Aliens is a classic. “Get away from her, you Bitch!”
Randy: I believe the line is “Stay away from her, you Bitch.” This is a film class right?
Film Class Guy #2: Got you. Whatever. You know what I mean.
Randy: Name another.
Mickey: T-2.
Cici: You’ve got a Hard-on for Cameron.
Randy: A big one.
Film Class Guy #1: No way. The first terminator is historical.
Randy: Yeah… “Sarah Connor” “Yes” [shoots]
Film Class Guy #2: Alright, alright. “House 2: The second story”
[class hits him]
Randy: The entire Horror genre was destroyed by sequels.
Mickey: I got it, by the way. I got it. Godfather, Part 2.
Randy: [as Al Pacino] Thats very Good. Very Good. Thats an Oscar Winning Exception.
*Or Toy Story 2. Just saying*
